Saturday, February 13, 2010

Life Without Black People

Life Without Black
People



A very humorous and revealing story is told about a
group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they
joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a
deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there
is an
America without black
people.



At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.



'At last', they said, 'no more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.'



All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The 'NEW
AMERICA'
is
not
America at all - only a barren land.






1. There are very few crops that have flourished
because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.



2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils,
a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great
difficulty reaching higher floors.



3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man,
invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented
the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett
A. Morgan, a black man,

invented the traffic signals.



4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because
its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another
black man, Albert R. Robinson.



5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit
system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an
African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper..



6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John
Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the
fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and
W. A. Love invented the

Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.



7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books,
they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry
invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys
invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.



8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the
Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.



9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly
ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the
Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes
were also dim. But of course, Lewis

Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented
the lantern, and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off
Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward
invented the Mop and Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.



10. Their children met them at the door - barefooted, shabby, motley
and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger
invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb,
Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board, and George T. Samon invented
the Clothes Dryer.



11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of
this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another
Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator..



Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without
the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?



Martin Luther King, Jr. said, 'by the time we leave for work,
millions of Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds
of Blacks.'



Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass,
Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B.
Dubois.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Happy Valentine for you!



A friend sent an early "Valentine" to see if it will make it around the world by Feb. 14th.

For God so lo
Ved the world,
That He g
Ave
his on
Ly
BegottEn
So
N
T
hat whosoever
Believeth
In Him
Should Not perish,
But have
Everlasting life."
John 3:16

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

(email I received today... :)

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to, and are happy to, maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, 'Land Mines.'

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go): Behind every Man is a Smart Woman!

What??? Miss J Kicked to the Curb?

Miss J Kicked to the Curb?

The king of the catwalk and 'Top Model' judge won't be returning next season. Don't worry, his replacement comes with his own larger-than-life personality. Who's Filling Jay's High Heels
(Photo: Getty)

.

http://www.bvnewswire.com/2010/02/09/tyra-banks-miss-j-andre-leon-talley-americas-next-top-model/

Before Lady Gaga there was Grace Jones

http://conversations.blackvoices.com/entertainment/99435682aaea4564b24369ed6fc90973/grace-jones/9f06939c669e4481be4e3ba22fa0d584

Gaga's Muse?

Before Lady Gaga there was Grace Jones. Relive the queen of shock entertainment's most daring fashion statements. Join the Conversation
(Photo: WireImage/Getty)

Monday, February 08, 2010

The Economy

(email I received today)

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them .

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer .

Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and having to learn their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear, is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


--
"As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there
to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might." -
Marian Anderson

Monday, February 01, 2010

Apostle Paul in a tiny little chuch in Mykonos, Greece

It makes so much sense to me, to visit the Mediterranean region of the world, and see such paintings as is shown below. It also makes me wonder why this kind of history is changed to show the Jesus, apostles and many others who would most likely be people of darker skin, as white people. Many folks say it doesn't matter... but the fact is, it does... a lot! It feeds in a very indidious way, a sense of superiority that is skewed by corrupting history. I can only hope that more truths are exposed and our learning be corrected.. because 'the truth can set us free'!
(Thank Chance for suggesting that I post this picture in the name of Black History Month)
There's this little, tiny church as soon as the Tender dropped us off at the dock. The ship is too big to pull in, so we had to ride a Tender, to shore. In the church were paintings and this one was of St. Paul, the apostle.

Who's in charge?

WHY AN ASSHOLE IS ALWAYS IN CHARGE:
Tiny Tim Geithner is the Wrong Choice for Treasury Secretary

By Greg Palast

John Thain is the guy that looks like a Clark Kent doll you saw grinning from page one of your paper Friday morning. Thain was just fired by Bank of America because the square-jawed executive demanded a $30 million bonus after losing $5 billion in just three months at the bank's Merrill Lynch unit. In addition, Thain spent over a million dollars redecorating his office while, at the same time, the U.S. Treasury was bailing out his company with billions in aid. Thain's office re-do included the installation of a $35,000 toilet bowl.

Thain was robbed. He shouldn't have been fired; he should have gotten a $60 million bonus -- and Obama should immediately hire him as Secretary of the Treasury in place of that tax-dodging lightweight that's been nominated, Timothy Geithner.

Here's the facts, ma'am.

Thain was CEO of Merrill Lynch, the big brokerage firm. On a good day, Merrill is worth zero. A week before it was about to go out of business, Thain sold this busted bag of financial feces to Bank of America for $50 BILLION.

I'd say that's worth a bonus.

But it gets better. When the bag broke and another $5 billion in losses were discovered at Merrill, Thain went to the U.S. Treasury and got ANOTHER $20 BILLION to cover Bank of America's bad financial bet -- from us, the taxpayers.

Now that certainly deserves a bonus. And let's face it, a butthole that big needs a $35,000 toilet.

Instead, the guy that paid the $50 billion, Bank of America Chairman Kenneth Lewis, is keeping his job. Lewis is the same guy that just spent billions more on buying Countrywide Financial, the sub-prime mortgage loan sharks that have brought America to its knees and put Bank of America into effective bankruptcy. (Note to Mr. Lewis: the only thing worse than getting cancer is PAYING for it.)

But dumber than Lewis is the loser who OK'd paying Bank of America for its losses on Merrill, who traded a pile of turds for a stack of gold -- our gold from the U.S. Treasury. That was Tim Geithner, Obama's pick for Treasury Secretary, who's now answering questions at Senate confirmation hearings about his funky tax filings.

Tiny Tim was head of the New York Federal Reserve Bank during the Bush regime. Along with Bush's Secretary of the Treasury, Geithner came up with that $700 billion bail-out that loaded banks with loot on their way to insolvency. Bank of America got $25 billion of it to spend on Thain's company Merrill. That was before the extra $20 billion was weedled by Thain.

So why, President Obama, have you given us Tiny Tim to save our sorry nation's economic behind? What's with that?

In another life I was an economist. Really. So here's the economic facts of life: Our valiant young president is going to have to borrow a trillion dollars to bring our economy back from the grave. He's got to borrow it, no choice about that. But who in their right minds will lend it to us? I can tell you the number one job of a new Treasury Secretary will be to con Saudi sheiks and Chinese apparatchiks into lending us another trillion (they've already lent $2 trillion).

Who in the world can talk them into it?

The answer came to me after I went this afternoon to see my proctologist, a brilliant doctor with one eye and really long fingers. (OK, I made that up.) The good doctor told me that hoary old joke about the heart and brain and rectum getting into a fight about which one was more important. When the higher organs made fun of the butt-end, the rectum went on strike. After a month, the brain and heart couldn't take it any more -- the whole body was about to explode. So they told the rectum, 'You win.' And the rectum said, Now you know why an asshole's always in charge.

There's our answer. Instead of an easily duped, incompetent weasel like Geithner for Secretary of the Treasury, what we really need is a lying bucket of evil snot, a flaming red take-no-prisoners asshole. A guy like Thain that can sell a piece of crap like Merrill for billions -- twice -- is just what we need to shake down the sheiks. "America for Sale! Cheap!"

And Thain comes with his own gold-plated toilet.

[Greg Palast is the co-author of Steal Back Your Vote, a comic book co-authored with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Watch Palast's investigative reports on BBC Television's Newsnight and in Rolling Stone Magazine. For more info go to GregPalast.com]

http://shadowpress.org/asshole_in_charge.54.htm

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Atlantic City - Cruise ships!

What a great idea! My brother wrote a letter to the editor of the Atlantic City Press... and the idea is picking up steam. Here's the links to the articles and comments.

Hi Cyndie,

Please share this with your email list -

Re: Atlantic City Cruise Ship Port Supporters

Anyone who would like to post support of a cruise ship port in Atlantic City should post positive comments at the following Links:

(1) [ http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/blogs/jim_perskie/article_70bac108-0ce6-11df-a2ea-001cc4c03286.html ]

(2) [ http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/opinion/letters/article_2418f023-71a0-53f0-82ec-703eed28f493.html ]

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Economic Stimulus

Subject: Economic Stimulus


Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.

This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
*If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
*If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
*If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.
*If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
*If you buy a car, it will go to Japan.
*If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
*If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


Instead, keep the money in America by:
1. spending it at yard sales, or
2. going to ball games, or
3. spending it on prostitutes, or
4. beer or
5. tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US.)
I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Tracking Obama's Campaign Promises

The Obameter: Tracking Obama's Campaign Promises

PolitiFact has compiled more than 500 promises that Barack Obama made during the campaign and is tracking their progress on our Obameter.

We rate their status as Not Yet Rated, In the Works or Stalled. Once we find action is completed, we rate them Promise Kept, Compromise or Promise Broken.

The report card at right provides an up-to-the-minute tally of all the promises.

Other ways to browse the Obameter

RSS Obameter update RSS feed

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Cried tears this morning...

Watching CNN report... they had a family of Haitian decent, living here in the US. Their mother is in Haiti and has died in the earthquake. They have located her body in one of the morgues, which isn't functioning... and have only until tomorrow to get her body from there, to be brought here to the US. They are desperately trying to get her here, for a proper burial and closure. All her children and grandchildren are here in the US.

I was so sad and devastated listening to them as they cried on TV making their appeal for help. I keep thinking that if I were in their position, I'd be inconsolable. I would be a wreck! OMG.

My prayers go out to all the people of Haiti and their families, friends and for us all. We need to be so thankful for waking up this morning knowing that our biggest problems, pale in comparison to what is going on over there.

Friday, January 15, 2010

We want our money back, and we're going to get it.

Yesterday, President Obama announced our proposed Financial Crisis Responsibility Fee on the country's largest banks:

"My commitment is to recover every single dime the American people are owed. And my determination to achieve this goal is only heightened when I see reports of massive profits and obscene bonuses at some of the very firms who owe their continued existence to the American people...We want our money back, and we're going to get it."

The fee would recover every penny loaned to Wall Street during the financial crisis and stop the reckless abuses and excesses that nearly caused the collapse of our financial system in the first place.

But the banking industry -- among the most powerful lobbies in Washington -- is already launching attacks to stop Congress from enacting the proposal.

Barack and I aren't backing down. But to win, we'll need the American people to add their voice right away.

Thankfully, OFA supporters are already signing on to a bold statement of support: "We want our money back -- and we stand with President Obama to make sure we get it." You can add your name by clicking here.

Add your name

The proposal is expected to recoup billions from the big banks, most of it from the ten largest. As the President said, "If these companies are in good enough shape to afford massive bonuses, they are surely in good enough shape to afford paying back every penny to taxpayers."

There is much more work to do to reform the financial system and create a new era of accountability. But the Financial Crisis Responsibility Fee is a crucial step. And with the banks already working to tear it down, I hope that I can count on you to speak out to show that Americans stand with us as we take them on.

Click here to add your name to the statement:

http://my.barackobama.com/Banks


Change isn't easy, but it's certainly worth fighting for. I'm glad you're in this fight with us.

Thank you for making it possible,

Vice President Joe Biden

Thursday, January 14, 2010

'The Problem We All Live With'

Hmmmm...

While perusing through my current AARP Bulletin, on pg. 4, there is an article called 'Behind the Lens of Norman Rockwell. It went on about the museum exhibit and some other nostalgia... But I was stuck on the picture it featured called, 'The Problem We All Live With', and it immediately made me think of our most current discussion on race.

What does this picture say to you?

It could have said a lot of things, but my mind is tainted with Rockwell's title. It leads me to the conclusion we see even today, with little children who already notice that being Black, may not be such a good thing according to the 'doll test' Doll Test


Wow. 'The Problem We All Live With'. Yes... that little girl is living in a society that has a LOT of problems but thank God... for the strength to overcome obstacles, wake up with continued motivation and enthusiasm, for grace and mercy. We've come a long way, but we still have a long way to go.




Wednesday, January 13, 2010

American Idol 2010

LOL!

Simon told this dude that he looked like LaToya Jackson with a beard. LMAO!

http://www.americanidol.com/

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802...

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
'
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered...'

Friday, January 08, 2010

Census warning

2010 Census to Begin
> >
> >
> > THIS IS PRETTY BASIC ADVICE; BUT, IN TODAY'S TIMES, I
> >
> > CAN SEE IT COULD LEAVE AN OPEN DOOR FOR PASSING
> >
> > OUT YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION.
> >
> >
> > WARNING:
> >
> > *2010 Census Cautions from *
> >
> > *the Better Business Bureau*
> >
> >
> > Be Cautious About Giving Info to Census Workers by
> >
> > Susan Johnson With the U.S. Census process beginning,
> >
> > the Better Business Bureau (BBB) advises people to
> >
> > be cooperative, but cautious, so as not to become
> >
> > a victim of fraud or identity theft. The first
> > phase
> >
> > of the 2010 U.S. Census is under way as workers have begun
> >
> > verifying the addresses of households across the country.
> >
> > Eventually, more than 140,000 U.S. Census workers
> >
> > will count every person in the United States and will
> >
> > gather information about every person living at
> >
> > each address including name, age, gender, race,
> >
> > and other relevant data.
> >
> >
> >
> > The big question is - how do you tell the difference
> >
> > between a U.S. Census worker and a con artist?
> >
> > BBB offers the following advice:
> >
> >
> >
> > If a U.S. Census worker knocks on your door, they
> >
> > will have a badge, a handheld device, a Census
> >
> > Bureau canvas bag, and a confidentiality notice.
> >
> > Ask to see their
> > identification and their
> >
> > badge before answering their questions.
> >
> > However, you should never invite anyone
> >
> > you don't know into your home.
> >
> >
> > Census workers are currently only knocking on doors
> >
> > to verify address information. Do not give
> >
> > your Social Security number, credit card or
> >
> > banking information to anyone, even if they
> >
> > claim they need it for the U.S. Census.
> >
> >
> >
> > REMEMBER, NO MATTER WHAT THEY ASK, YOU REALLY ONLY NEED
> >
> > TO TELL THEM HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE AT YOUR ADDRESS.
> >
> >
> >
> > While the Census Bureau might ask for basic financial
> >
> > information, such as a salary range, YOU DON'T
> >
> > HAVE TO ANSWER ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT YOUR
> >
> > FINANCIAL SITUATION. The Census Bureau
> >
> > will not ask for Social Security, bank account,
> >
> > or credit card numbers, nor will
> > employees
> >
> > solicit donations. Any one asking for that
> >
> > information is NOT with the Census Bureau.
> >
> >
> >
> > AND REMEMBER, THE CENSUS BUREAU HAS DECIDED NOT TO
> >
> > WORK WITH ACORN ON GATHERING THIS INFORMATION.
> >
> > No Acorn worker should approach you
> >
> > saying he/she is with the Census Bureau.
> >
> >
> > Eventually, Census workers may contact you by telephone,
> >
> > mail, or in person at home. However, the
> >
> > Census Bureau will not contact you by Email,
> >
> > so be on the lookout for Email scams
> >
> > impersonating the Census.
> >
> >
> > Never click on a link or open any attachments in an
> >
> > Email that are supposedly from the U.S. Census Bureau.
> >
> >
> >
> > For more advice on avoiding identity theft
> >
> > and fraud, visitwww.bbb.org <http://www.bbb.org>

Sunday, January 03, 2010

NJ SEEDS Scholarship Program

SEEDS programs include accelerated classes, cultural workshops to help students gain admission to top schools and thereby realize their full potential.

Our Scholars Program is open to eligible 7th grade students who live in Central and Northern New Jersey. Students take classes on Saturdays and over the summer and receive placement assistance for 9th grade. The program is completely free, including books and transporation and lasts 12 months.

Our Young Scholars Program is open to eligible 4th and 5th grade students from Newark. Students take classes on Saturdays and over the summer and receive placement assistance for 6th and 7th grade. The program is free, including transportation and book and lasts 12 months.

Our Alumni Program is for students who have completed the SEEDS program and are now in independent school, college, graduate school and/or pursuing careers.

Our College Preparatory Program is open to eligible 8th grade students (from Orange and Englewood, NJ). Students take classes on Saturdays and over the summer and receive placement assistance for college. The program is 5 years.

New Jersey SEEDS is a privately funded, state-wide nonprofit organization.



Applying to SEEDS

NJ SEEDS accepts applications from 7th graders for the Scholars Program and from 4th graders for the Young Scholars Program.

If you are currently in 7th grade, please click here

If you are currently in 4th grade, and live in the Newark area, please click here

If you are currently in 8th grade and live in Englewood or Orange, please contact Tarah Greenidge at 973-642-6422 ext.238.

If you have already submitted an application to one of our programs, and have a question, please click here

If you are a teacher or guidance counselor, please click here


Please note: applicants to SEEDS must have high grades, excellent test scores and strong recommendations from their teachers and guidance counselors.


NJ SEEDS Financial Guidelines

To qualify financially for the New Jersey SEEDS program, your parents' combined annual income should not exceed the amount on the income chart below:

Household Size..............Annual Income

4........................................$59,000

5........................................$64,000

6........................................$69,000

For each additional dependent, add $5,000

We are flexible with the guidelines and look at each family's situation on an individual basis. For more information or to talk about your individual case, please contact the NJ SEEDS office at 1-866-NJ-SEEDS (65-73337) or email recruitment@njseeds.org.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Handbook for 2010

(Sharing an email I received today... Thanks Carolyn!)

HANDBOOK 2010



Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants..
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

*** Incorporate some form of physical activity into your life. Preferably the gym, but also dancing, biking, running, swimming, anything that will make you sweat for an extended period of time.



Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum
that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree...

Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything..
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not the least:
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did.


Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Madea's Rules for Thanksgiving Dinner

Madea's Rules for Thanksgiving Dinner

Print and give to each guest that enters your home.

10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE



1.. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. 'Who made the

potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in
the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind
of pie is that; who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you
in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat
anything.




2.. If you can't walk, or are missing any limbs, sit you're a** down
until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for
you to be independent. Nibble on them durn peanuts and walnuts to hold
you over until someone makes you a plate.




3.. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little
a**es down to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are
not going to tear up my durn house this year. Tell them that they are
not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling
family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for
any reason except that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot
off in their a**es.




4.. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE!
We do not care that you are thankful that your thirteen year old
daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of
jail. Save the talk for someone that gives a damn. The time limit for
the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute
is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will
be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.




5.. Finish everything on your plate before you go for seconds! If you
don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy a** home
next year.




6.. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a
plate in my good tupperware knowing durn well that I will never see it
again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me
catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding.




7.. What you came with is what you should leave with! Do not leave my
house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE
SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!




8.. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house.
This is not a DAYCARE CENTER. There will be a kid parent roll call every
ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call,
your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After
24 hours, I will call CPS on your ignorant a**!!




9.. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no
sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat your dinner then take
you're a** home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICKED OUT AT
11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.




10. Last but not least; ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup
kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner. You
will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropiate
amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash
register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy a** family,
we now have a credit card machine. So Visa and Mastercard are now being
accepted.


Sunday, November 29, 2009

What a wonderful journey!!!!

My trip is coming to an end... and I had a few minutes left on this expensive internet connection on the Grand Princess so I thought I'd jump in to say Hi! I miss my Multiply friends and can't wait to share some of my experiences with you when I get back. I put a lot of pictures in Facebook, I'll share some here after I get home.

In Egypt, it was too funny to have the men calling me and all other black women 'Mrs Obama' and yelling 'Obama' at us and being so happy about him. Our security guard on our bus called me and my friend I travelled with, his family, and he stayed with us throughout the tour, helping us get by the aggressive vendors... and boy are they aggressive!

Ephesus was phenomenal! I felt like I was walking through the New Testament.

Istanbul was also great, as was climbing Mt. Vesuvius and walking the streets of Pompeii.

So much to share... but the pictures really tell the story.

Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Capitalism... A Love Story (a must see!)

Here's my take on the movie...

I was depressing, and some parts were down right sickening. I left there feeling like we live in such a selfish, moronic society. He mentioned in the movie the incredible way that so many people who are actually victimized by the mechanisms in place to keep them poor, line up to support their victimizers. It is something incredible.

There was one part where a man and his family who owned their farm for over 4 decades, were being evicted, and the bank had the nerve to tell them they'd pay them $1000 to clean the place up before they leave. I was cussing out loud on that part.

And when they showed the war zone looking parts of Flint, and Detroit MI, it just made me shake my head. I just had to wonder what is being gained by forcing people to live in tents, while so many homes sit empty and deteriorating. What kind of country are we living in? Selfish, abominable!

One neighborhood took matters into their own hands when a family was being evicted, and tore the boards off the windows and doors and let the family back in. The police came, but the people were protesting so they finally left. And then there was the Sheriff in another town who decided that he was not evicting anyone else for the banks. I wish there were a lot more sheriff's like that man.

But the best part was Moore trying to make a citizens arrest of the Wall St. bankers and he drove up in an armored vehicle to collect the billions that were stolen from 'the people'. It was dramatic and symbolic... I liked that he did that.

I left there feeling like if things keep spiraling downward for 95% of folks while 1% owns all the wealth, there will be a revolution. Its just gonna get more and more ugly out here. There is no excuse for the greed that we are witnessing.

I hope others who saw the movie chime in with more comments.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Bill Cosby... 2012 Candidate for President...

I'm sharing this from the Star & Bucwild egroup, posted by one of the members. I have a problem with #8 though... because the law isn't fair and innocent people get punished while guilty walks away sometimes. Other than that... its a pretty good list.

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AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned.
English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders
until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to
straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will
allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's
policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and
sell it here!

(3).. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in
here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many
observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six
month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND
aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you
didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor
any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the
40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs,
and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive
you're banned from sports ... for life.

(8). Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you
steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If
convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for
the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9).. One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs
to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of
oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease
and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately,
lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American
People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the
decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and
every day in Congress.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes ..... nevertheless......

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Sincerely, Bill Cosby

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Quote of the day...

from I Love Being Black (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=149061&id=1793678884#/lovebeingblack?ref=nf)

QOTD: "The media's the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent, and that's power. Because they control the minds of the masses." -Malcolm X

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Congratulations President Obama on the Nobel Peace Prize -- Now Please Earn it!

(Message from Michael Moore...)

Congratulations President Obama on the Nobel Peace Prize -- Now Please Earn it!

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Dear President Obama,

How outstanding that you've been recognized today as a man of peace. Your swift, early pronouncements -- you will close Guantanamo, you will bring the troops home from Iraq, you want a nuclear weapon-free world, you admitted to the Iranians that we overthrew their democratically-elected president in 1953, you made that great speech to the Islamic world in Cairo, you've eliminated that useless term "The War on Terror," you've put an end to torture -- these have all made us and the rest of the world feel a bit more safe considering the disaster of the past eight years. In eight months you have done an about face and taken this country in a much more sane direction.

But...

The irony that you have been awarded this prize on the 2nd day of the ninth year of our War in Afghanistan is not lost on anyone. You are truly at a crossroads now. You can listen to the generals and expand the war (only to result in a far-too-predictable defeat) or you can declare Bush's Wars over, and bring all the troops home. Now. That's what a true man of peace would do.

There is nothing wrong with you doing what the last guy failed to do -- capture the man or men responsible for the mass murder of 3,000 people on 9/11. BUT YOU CANNOT DO THAT WITH TANKS AND TROOPS. You are pursuing a criminal, not an army. You do not use a stick of dynamite to get rid of a mouse.

The Taliban is another matter. That is a problem for the people of Afghanistan to resolve -- just as we did in 1776, the French did in 1789, the Cubans did in 1959, the Nicaraguans did in 1979 and the people of East Berlin did in 1989. One thing is certain through all revolutions by people who wish to be free -- they ultimately have to bring about that freedom themselves. Others can be supportive, but freedom can not be delivered from the front seat of someone else's Humvee.

You have to end our involvement in Afghanistan now. If you don't, you'll have no choice but to return the prize to Oslo.

Yours,
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
MichaelMoore.com

P.S. Your opposition has spent the morning attacking you for bringing such good will to this country. Why do they hate America so much? I get the feeling that if you found the cure for cancer this afternoon they'd be denouncing you for destroying free enterprise because cancer centers would have to close. There are those who say you've done nothing yet to deserve this award. As far as I'm concerned, the very fact that you've offered to walk into the minefield of hate and try to undo the irreparable damage the last president did is not only appreciated by me and millions of others, it is also an act of true bravery. That's why you got the prize. The whole world is depending on the U.S. -- and you -- to literally save this planet. Let's not let them down.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Free Screenings Tonight of "Capitalism"

Free Screenings Tonight of "Capitalism" for the Jobless and Homeless in America's Hardest Hit Cities (plus local benefit premieres all across the country)

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Friends,

We're just one day away from the widest opening I've ever had for any of my movies. Tomorrow, Friday, October 2nd, "Capitalism: A Love Story" opens on over a thousand screens across the United States, a record for an independent documentary.

This follows last weekend's limited opening in New York and L.A. where "Capitalism" set the box office record for the highest per screen average of ANY movie released so far this year. Not just any documentary -- any MOVIE! It was, as the studio said, a good indicator of just how well the movie may do when it goes wide this weekend. I sincerely hope they're right because I believe deeply in this film.

To kick off the national release of "Capitalism: A Love Story," I've asked the studio to offer a number of screenings in the nation's hardest hit cities -- the ones with the highest unemployment rates and highest foreclosure rates -- where those who've lost their jobs or who are in foreclosure (or have already been evicted) may attend my film free of charge. They've agreed, and so tonight (Thursday), the night before our opening day, ten cities will grant you free admission if you have fallen on hard times. The list of theaters and cities is below. You don't need to bring any "proof" of your situation -- just show up -- it's the honor system, no questions asked.

Of course, a free movie ain't much when what you really need is a job or a place to live. And that's not going to change until the party that controls both the Congress and the White House wakes up and realizes the American people put them in charge to fix the mess created by the previous administration. For that to happen requires the active involvement of each of us. And, as I show in this movie, it's going to also require us to challenge some fundamental assumptions about an economic system that currently allows the wealthiest ONE PERCENT in this country to have more financial wealth than the bottom 95% combined. That concentration of money and power in the hands of so few people is, I believe, at the core of so many of our problems.

So, if you're going through tough times and you live in one of the areas below, please be my guest tonight, on the eve of my new film's opening. Seating will be on a first come, first served basis.

Also, in another five cities tonight, I have made the film available to local groups to hold benefit screenings to raise money for their local organizations -- organizations which are working toward a day when a filmmaker doesn't have to offer free screenings to people who've been put through the wringer. If you live in any of these areas (see below for the list of benefit premieres tonight), please come out and support the good work of these grassroots groups.

So, until tomorrow, thanks for your support, and I'll see ya at the movies!

Yours,
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
MichaelMoore.com
Twitter.com/MMFlint
Facebook.com/MMFlint
MySpace.com/MMFlint

"CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY" FREE SCREENINGS:

Las Vegas, Nevada
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:00 p.m.
Cinemark Orleans
4600 W Tropicana Blvd.
Las Vegas, NV 89103

Phoenix, Arizona
Thursday, Oct.1st, 7:00 p.m.
Harkins Christown
1620 W Monte Bello
Phoenix, AZ 85015

Fresno, California
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:30 p.m.
Edwards Stadium
250 Paseo Del Centro
Fresno, CA 93720

Saginaw, Michigan
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:00 p.m.
Goodrich Saginaw 8 Theater
3250 Kabobel Dr.
Saginaw, MI 48604

Raleigh/Durham, North Carolina
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:30 p.m.
Regal North Hills Stadium 14
4150 Main at North Hills St.
Raleigh, NC 27609

Tampa / St. Petersburg, Florida
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:30 p.m.
Muvico Starlight
1800 Highwood Preserve Parkway
Tampa, FL 33647

Elkhart, Indiana
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:00 p.m.
Carmike Encore Park 14
2701 Cassopolis Street
Elkhart, IN 46514

Baltimore, Maryland
Thursday, October 1st, 7:30 p.m.
The Charles Theatre
1711 North Charles Street
Baltimore, MD 21201

Cleveland, Ohio Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:30 p.m.
AMC Westwood Town Center
21653 Center Ridge Road
Rocky River, OH 44116

Peoria, Illinois
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:00PM
Willow Knolls 14 Theatre
4100 W Willow Knolls Drive
Peoria, IL 61615

"CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY" BENEFIT SCREENINGS:

Miami, Florida
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:30 p.m.
Sunrise Intracoastal
3701 NE 163rd Street
North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Benefiting: Take Back the Land

Madison, Wisconsin
Thursday, October 1st, 7:00 p.m.
Sundance Cinemas 608
430 N. Midvale Blvd.
Madison, WI 53705

Benefiting: Madison Association of Worker Cooperatives / Union Cab / Isthmus Engineering

San Francisco, California
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:30 p.m.
Embarcadero Center Cinema
One Embarcadero Center
, Promenade
San Francisco, CA 94111
Benefiting: US Federation of Worker Cooperatives

Chicago, Illinois
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 8:00 p.m.
Kerasotes City North
2600 N. Western Ave.
Chicago, IL 60647
Benefiting: United Electrical, Radio and Machine Workers of America

Grass Valley, California
Thursday, Oct. 1st, 7:30 p.m.
Del Oro Theatre
165 Mill Street
Grass Valley, CA 95945
Benefiting: KVMR-FM

Boulder, Colo. (past screening)
Tuesday, Sept. 29th, 8:00 p.m.
Boulder Theater
2032 14th Street.
Boulder, CO 80302

Benefiting: Present Tense Films

Saturday, September 19, 2009

T. D. JAKES CAUGHT!!!!!!!

T. D. JAKES CAUGHT!!!!!!!
>
> T.D. Jakes (a well-known
> preacher) was returning to Texas after a speaking engagement. When his
> plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in
> Dallas. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the
> driver. "You know" he said, "I am almost 50 years old and I have never
> driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?" The driver
> said, "No problem. Have a go at it.." T.D. gets into the driver's
> seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a
> rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black
> limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and
> easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the
> procedure.
>
>
> The young
> trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down
> he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself
> and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the
> supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know
> that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need
> to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important
> person." The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"
>
>
>
> The young
> trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said,
> "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more
> important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is
> it?" The young trooper said, "I
> think it's Jesus because he's got T. D. Jakes for a
> chauffeur!!!!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Have we become a liability?

(I received this disturbing email today and would like to know your thoughts on this. I do think that we are experiencing some toxic expressions of feelings that were probably buried inside of folks, up until Barack Obama became POTUS. It is sad, really because it seems we take one step forward and two steps back as racism still plagues our society. I think if there were more balance in who owned major TV media, we'd have a better perspective on a diversity of opinions and ideas. But as it stands now, our main stream media seems to contribute to being inciteful and provovative, in the worst way.

And I watched CNN yesterday while some of the GOP apologists ignored questions about the hateful rhetoric going on. Larry Elders leading the pack, being the 'Uncle Clarence' that he is refuses to acknowledge racism exists and is into blaming the victim... but I digress... if these folks expect to be taken seriously, they have to at least denounce those who are making those hateful and derrogatory expressions, otherwise, we are left to believe they agree with it. Why is Michael Steele so afraid to speak out against Rush Limbaugh... who is the 'real' leader of the Republican Party? I don't remember hearing any of them speak out against what Glen Beck said either.

UGH! I'm just praying that all this comes to a good end for all of us. We need universal health care! We need a public option!!!!! We need to stop obscene raping of economy by Wall St and private insurers. We need honesty in government. Is that too much to ask?)


Forwarded Message: Have we become a liability_.eml

Have we become a liability?


In an email message sent to me my friend in Pennsylvania said the following:

Check out Sheryl's comments. Her daughter is in residency at Yale Hospital - they live in Connecticut, but she's returning to this area to help raise her grandson.
This march occurred on Sat. 9/12 and was organized around 6 months ago and grew rapidly. Huge crowds on Pennsylvania Avenue and the Mall area - they came from all across America. One of the worst signs I saw was "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy." This was major - CNN is starting to report on it - but a big injustice is being done by not informing people - because that movement is growing and stirring up hate. Hate is contagious,. Those who could not make it to D.C. had individual tea parties in their home states which turn out thousands. Trust me, this movement is very, very serious and dangerous.and having a big impact on the White House. Congress was stunned by the turnout. The author of "The Psychopathic Racial Personality" " Most Whites are psychopaths - they are unable to experience guilt, are completely selfish and callous, and have a total disregard for the rights of others ... "Psychopaths simply ignore the concept of right and wrong, (Did slavery and the fact they try to ignore it today show that) The author further states "Blacks are now a liability to the White race .... therefore there's only one concept left - genocide