One day my
housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-
shirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?
housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-
shirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?
''It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'ALABAMA ! '
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going
to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you...'
'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife,
now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned
90!!!
90!!!
Gotta love that
fairy!
fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little
boys whine?
boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
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Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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